Elena miro live journal. Instagram account of Lena Miro (miss tramell). Fitness in the life of Lena Miro
I learned about blogger Elena Miro (in the world of Mironenko) relatively recently. I came across the announcement of her article on Instagram, from where I already followed the link to Lifejournal (LJ). I note that Elena uses Instagram only to advertise her main blog. Miro specializes in secular gossip, which he delivers in a very aggressive and frankly boorish manner. But first things first.
So, Elena Mironenko. 36 years old, unmarried, no children. Usually presented as a writer, journalist, but in fact is neither one nor the other. For quite a few years, Elena has been actively involved in sports, she considers her figure the main achievement in life. As well as silicone breasts, which she often boasts to readers.
Mironenko is the author of several books on fitness and weight loss. Opinions about her literary abilities vary. Someone considers them very mediocre and based on "shock therapy". Someone assures that Miro's books helped them. I can't say anything here - I haven't read it.
Of course, the main brainchild of Miro is her scandalous blog LJ. All publications in them can be divided into 3 main groups:
1. Social gossip
2. Materials about weight loss
3. About yourself and your friends.
As for the discussion of various media personalities, here Miro immediately began to act according to the principle - as yellow and black as possible. Everyone gets it - from Olga Buzova to Anna Netrebko. She does not disdain Western stars either. So, for example, I saw her several posts about Monica Bellucci. Miro calls her a village woman, who even in her youth was "not much wanted." Also among her "victims" are Pamela Anderson, Duchess Kate, Heidi Klum and many others.
From the Russian show business, Miro especially "loves" Olga Buzova and Ksenia Sobchak. There was one very interesting post about the latter. When Sobchak was expecting a child, Miro wrote that the father was not Ksenia's husband Maxim Vitorgan, but some other person. Our valiant yellow media are on the alert and this information has gone for a walk on the Internet. According to Miro, Sobchak was seriously excited about this topic. It's funny to you? Then let's move on.
The next category is fitness and weight loss. The column, which began with some sort of tips and motivations for a healthy lifestyle, came down to one thesis: the main thing in this life is to have an XS size. Anything more for Miro is already an occasion for malicious ridicule.
As an argument, she describes the life of Leonardo DiCaprio, who only dates skinny models. I don't know, maybe Miro has been preparing for a meeting with him all these years? But, I'm afraid that DiCaprio, in addition to the figure, also pays attention to age. So, his current passion is only 23 years old.
In general, the theme of fat men and the thoughts about female beauty that have clung to it run like a red line through all Miro's materials. I will even say more, it already looks like an obsession. Elena does not get tired of spreading about her beauty and sexuality. For example, there was a funny (in my opinion) post about how two boys of 16 years old allegedly fell for her. They all rode in the elevator together. And when she came out, she heard their admiring voices. As one subscriber wrote: people need legends.
But Miro is captivated by her fantasies. For some reason, she thinks she looks 10 years younger. This is not so, she looks her age, well, maybe minus a couple of years.
Miro's contemptuous attitude towards obese women causes great resonance among readers. It is clear that the average Russian woman is by no means thin. Miro is counting on that, scandals, holivar under her posts - this is what she created her blog for. If she was regularly made fun of as I do, then the miss trammel project would not have existed for a long time and would hardly have made it to the top of LiveJournal. But Lena is a skilled troll and provocateur.
Miro has materials about "friends". Well, again, she will never be friends with fat people, only with thin ones. Or how the children of her friends adore her, because she is always sincere. In general, there is no point in continuing. Lena's fantasy is over the edge. And I don't think that she had at least one real friend in her life, because no one likes such anger and bile.
Probably, you will ask if there is anyone about whom Miro speaks positively. Yes there is. This is Melania Trump. It is clear that the woman is interesting, she made her breasts, reshaped her face with plastic surgery, her husband is a billionaire, and now also the president. Miro's unfulfilled dream😂
Miro periodically talks about marriage and children in his posts. But it’s clear here, no one is calling our “beauty” to marry, we must somehow justify ourselves. Therefore, she talks about how she saw a nursing home for the rich in the USA. Old women live in full contentment, drinking champagne on the beach. That's Miro, too, so wants someday. I just want to say: Lena, it’s not shining for you😈! Well, unless you rob a bank of course😃
I would like to tell you about Miro's attitude towards his own subscribers. Here the whole set of "ladies" is used - the transition to personalities, insults, ridicule. In short, everything that she uses against well-known secular characters. If she doesn’t like something, she immediately blocks the reader. So, she blocked me just for a different opinion. Miro really dislikes calm reasoned conclusions against her posts, she has nothing to answer to such.
Who is Lena Miro, not only those who hear this name for the first time, but also regular readers of her blog are wondering. The girl created an aura of mystery around her person, which helped her become popular and recognizable. Versions of their own origin, which Elena herself creates, are refuted from reliable sources.
It is impossible to say for sure whether the real person is in front of us or the image created by the whole team. But what can not be taken away is the hard work on creating fame around Lena Miro, no matter how scandalous it may be.
What is known about Lena Miro
The image of the chic life and everyday life of the girlfriend of the oligarch Lena Miro (blogger) was created by herself. Readers received specific information bit by bit: there was an affair with “rich and successful”, the book “Malvina” is an autobiography, there is a personal driver. By the way, "Malvina" is the first "hypostasis" of Elena, whose life story was subsequently refuted by attentive anti-fans.
Of those facts that are not subject to doubt, little is known.
Elena Vladimirovna Mironenko was born in 1981 in Stary Oskol. Subsequently, she moved to Voronezh, where she was educated as a translator-linguist. Then she went to London, where she started organizing discos. How much great success reached Elena, history is silent. But a few years later, Mironenko returned to Russia, where she began working as a translator.
The girl took the first steps towards the current popularity only in 2010. It was then that the first books written by her for the School project were released. In October 2010, the same publishing house published Lena Mironenko's autobiography "Malvina and cattle". To stir up readers' interest in her work, the girl created the famous miss_tramell blog in LiveJournal (February 2010).
At first, the “writer” pretended to be a native of Moscow and called herself “Malvina”. The real information about who Lena Miro is was found on the Internet by "haters" and kindly published. Mironenko herself tried to deny everything, but when she realized that resistance was useless, she called the creation of a fake biography an attempt to protect her family from the scandalous image of Lena Miro.
The path to glory lies through LJ
A blog in LiveJournal with the nickname miss_tramell was created in February 2010. The popularity grew rapidly. Already in 2013, more than 11,000 people signed up for Miro, and hundreds and thousands of comments were collected under the records.
She gained fame as a brawler from the moment the post appeared, in which she spoke rudely and categorically about older people, in her words, “the most disgusting old women.” Since 2011, the diary regularly hits the top LJ. Lena Miro and now heads many ratings. But, as a rule, they all have the prefix -anti.
As Elena herself later admitted, her task was to hit her sore points. The more people she managed to offend, the more popular the blog gained. Few people know, but before the current scandalous blog, the girl started two more. They published positive and bright entries that were not of particular interest to the public. Nobody wanted to know who Lena Miro was.
The current version of the Internet diary can leave few people indifferent. Lena writes about topical issues, but she does it caustically, cynically, without pretentiousness. Some people like this approach, and they call Miro a “magic pendel”. Most agree on the idea that she is a brawler and a provocateur who is trying to inflate attention around her out of nothing.
The main topics of miss_tramell's posts are intrigues, scandals, other people's underwear. Miro takes the liberty of dictating who should live and how. But there are also many materials on the topic of healthy lifestyle and sports. In addition to posts in LiveJournal, Mironenko has released several books on how to keep your body in shape.
Internet celebrity personal life
The personal life of the “goddess of all LiveJournal” Lena Miro hides much more carefully than her biography and information about childhood and her hometown. After she ceased to appear in Mironenko's stories, she began to position herself as a loner.
Nevertheless, here and there, information about the novels of the "star" appears. Moreover, her chosen ones are often absolutely far from the image of the ideal man that Miro describes in his blog.
On the this moment miss_tramell lives in America with a 44 year old photographer. The details of their relationship are, of course, unknown.
Writing career: success or failure
It is worth remembering that initially Lena Miro defined herself as a writer. She used the LiveJournal blog solely to promote her epistolary work. But gradually the girl "went into a rage", and the fame around the Internet diary rose much more than around her books.
At the moment, the writer has released more than 15 books. Several of them are dedicated to a healthy lifestyle, weight loss. The rest is just fiction.
Lately, wherever you spit, “Rules for the life of this or that” appear everywhere. So that some unfortunate clerk does not have time to defile me with his "talents", I will work ahead of the curve today and write my own rules for life myself.
A copywriter on an entertainment site is a diagnosis, practically. Each of them imagines himself a great writer in the future, he knows all the commas, but for now he writes three kopecks per thousand characters. He has no prospects, but ambitions - in abundance. And everything would be fine if they did not utter banalities with an important air.
Lately, wherever you spit, “Rules for the life of this or that” appear everywhere. As a rule, a well-known personality has nothing to do with these pseudo-literary vysers, and there are more than enough clichés and platitudes in the text. Brush your teeth, poop on time, then happiness will surely overtake you and hit you in the crown.
All this is sad. Mark Twain would turn over in his grave if he happened to read what rules were attributed to him.
So that some unfortunate clerk does not have time to defile me with his "talents", I will work ahead of the curve today and write my own rules for life myself. Maybe they are not know-how, but they work for me. Who knows, but maybe they will be useful to you too. Let's go.
1. Don't let society influence you.
Remember, 99% of people exist only to seethe with a variety of genes. How does nature see how such a combination of chromosomes will work? How about like this? What is the result of mixing this and that property? What can come out if dad is blond and mom is bow-legged?
As a rule, the result of such experiments is failure. But natural selection does not give up and continues to shake the shaker, so that suddenly, in the ocean of shit, find a diamond or an emerald. Einstein, for example.
Now think about how much the opinion of the gray mass, the unsuccessful combinations of genes that nature has squandered, is really worth?
That's just it, that three kopecks on a market day.
2. Be strong
You have two ways to live your life. The first is a gray nonentity, the second is to realize your full potential.
You can hide under the covers, not stand out, be a gray mouse. But how much is such a life worth? Three enemies, three enemies, and you are a man in a case.
Remember, as soon as you clearly and distinctly voice your opinion, you will be attacked. Do not be afraid of enemies, because according to the law of conservation, the more ill-wishers you have, the more those you sincerely like.
How many people will you find who love and respect you? And those who hate to colic in the epigastric region? One? Two? Three? Now look how many people don't love me. What am I? Look at Putin.
Looked? You are not Putin and not even me. No one storms from the mention of your name. Why? The reason is simple: the greater the spread of opinions about you, the stronger and deeper your personality.
What to do with it is up to you. As well as decide: are you a trembling creature or do you have the right?
3. Appreciate freedom
The most important thing in your life is freedom. If you force yourself to do what the other person wants and expects, you are flushing your life down the toilet at that moment.
This applies to parents, and relationship partners, and children, and friends. By allowing themselves to be chained, each of them will use you for their own purposes. You, like a puppet in the hands of a puppeteer, will live your life satisfying someone's desires.
4. Remember that no one loves you enough to sacrifice himself.
Don't expect anything good from anyone. Count only on yourself, then there will be no disappointments in people.
5. Don't let fear control you.
Wasting your life to protect yourself is stupid. A lot of efforts will not lead to anything: friends for whom you infringe yourself will merge, children will grow up and leave, partners, while you are diligently doing something for them, cheat on you with another person.
You can't be afraid of old age or change. This is a life that you, with all your desire, are not capable of managing. It is impossible to protect yourself from everything, so it is not worth spending precious time to protect yourself from a small percentage of dangers.
If you knew where you would fall, you would lay straws. Accept the fact that you will fall where you did not suspect.
6. Every person should have a goal
You can't live as a mindless amoeba. This is not life, but an existence that suits a cat or a dog, but certainly not a person. The most bitter question that people ask themselves before death is why a person lived.
Make it so that you have something to answer yourself.
7. Work
Life in bliss is beautiful in the moment, but degrade from it. Without loading yourself, in a few years you will turn into an animal. Read, think, solve problems that are difficult for you - the more you load your head, the better it works, which means that life becomes fuller and brighter through its perception.
The same applies to your body. Physical weakness means spiritual weakness, mental inferiority. If you don't move, you become dumb.
8. Be fickle.
Look for new interests. Travel, meet new people. The taste for life, its fullness is directly related to the admission new information into the brain. Strive to acquire new experiences, do not get hung up on one topic. Then it will be "delicious" for you to live, and you yourself will be interesting to others.
Change realities: places, people, circle of your interests.
9. Learn to be content with little.
Find pleasure in simple things and happiness in small joys. You still won’t win a million in the lottery, don’t waste your imagination on “if only…”. Live with what is already given to you, so as not to miss the moment and with it all the life that consists of them.
10. Follow the regime.
A rigid schedule will not allow you to go nowhere all day. Things are certainly important, but time for yourself, your pleasures is also necessary. Workaholics are just as miserable as those who spend their time idle.
Keep the balance between useful and pleasant, and there is no better way than a routine for this.
I think I should justify myself in relation to this odious person. And then some, perhaps, can accuse me of the fact that I used to be a hamster at Miro's. Indeed, at one time I actively read and commented on it. But not at all because she really considered her a worthy person. Of course no! Miro made me deeply disgusted with her views (attitude towards overweight people, masturbation for wealth, etc.), and the contradictory nature of many of her statements, due to the fact that the project has several authors of different intellectual levels (the so-called “shmarokombinat”), didn't escape me. To suck up to her (in those matters where I did not have to change my own principles) I began on purpose. My goal was to gain her confidence in order to learn more about her. And I also wondered if Miro would be able to take away all the gossip by finally demonstrating his legendary car, new home and oligarch boyfriend. At the same time, I always understood that she was an enemy, not only a class one, but, with her propaganda of thinness that was anti-sexual for me, one might say, even a biological one. I felt like a scout in the enemy camp.
My plan failed due to a completely absurd accident: this hysterical Lenka suddenly mistook me for a pederast man. She wrote: "Are you gay?" and banned me. Then, analyzing what I pierced, I realized: after all, Miro herself is frigid, “dry”, she repeatedly emphasized this. Women are divided for her strictly into "decent", like her (that is, the same frigid) and "whores". In the comments, I made it clear that I was interested in sex with men, while I definitely didn’t look like a whore in my psychological profile. Therefore ... Yes, Miro can not refuse a kind of logic.
Another thing is Bashkirka (Zashkirka, Zashkvarka, the alleged virtual of Dmitry Kreimer and the entire shmiro company - it looks like they use this account together). Here it seemed to me very much even "wet". As mashkind writes about it:
“At one time we were very friends, if I may say so about LJ friendship. They cracked in the night in a personal fb about personal. The Bashkir woman wrote that she treats me very warmly, but it didn’t let me go that her attitude towards me was like flirting. When I later found out that I was talking not with a smart 25-year-old girl with great life experience, but with a man, I felt disgusted. Very disgusting."
I had a similar feeling from a short-term contact with Bashkir, but it did not seem nasty. At first I thought that Bashkirka was bi; there is such a type of bisexuality - from an overwhelming temperament, and Kristinka gives the impression of a very hot thing. Then, when I found out that Bashkirka is a man, it didn’t shock me either, I don’t care in this regard. By the way, Mashka is silent about something: she was shown a photograph of some girl disguised as a Bashkir "Christina". But she did not publish this photo. Apparently, as a top blogger, he is afraid of spoiling relations with the shmarokkombinat, which is most likely associated with the management of the SUP.
Miro's rating is not without fraud. Here, for example, is the strange diary nofk452 - social cap at the time of writing this text 136, while there are only reposts in the journal, almost no one comments on it. How is this possible? And this nofk452 regularly reposts Miro, leaving her meaningless comments. There are clearly a lot of such virtuals for cheating at the shmarokombinat.
But it's not even that scam. Miro is disgusting as a person, she, with ostentatious patriotism, broadcasts to the masses views that are unacceptable to a cultured person, destroys morality. The Shmarokombinat uses a short, mean little man as its sign, and this trash deserves to be exposed.
Let's start with the fact that Lena Miro is not a completely mentally healthy person, she constantly claims ridiculous things. For example, she called this woman “kikimora”. Maggot, do you see well, should you take some eye drops? Because any person with normal vision will say that compared to the Glinskaya kikimora, you are just you - a cross-eyed, round-shouldered, skinny creature with a shrill voice, a washcloth on your head and sagging silicone cans.
The reason for Miro's morbid homophobia is understandable. According to some reports, her elderly lover, with whom she cohabited upon arrival in Moscow (he is also the creator of the Miro-project), fucked her in a perverted way so that the cunning provincial woman could not get pregnant from him (see comments). Pleasure from this, Lena, of course, did not receive due to her frigidity (and not every woman, in principle, is able to love anal sex). Now Miro, on the basis of her personal anal tragedy, sees “gays” everywhere, she intimidates readers that the ass becomes flat from anal sex (an illiterate statement is akin to the fact that hair grows on the palms of masturbation; vulgar idealism in its purest form). Lena, pederasts may not be the most pleasant people on earth, but they are definitely not to blame for your problems! It's time to begin to overcome the psychological trauma of having sex with a wealthy pensioner for a plate of buckwheat and a place on the windowsill in Scarlet Sails. Find a good psychotherapist, it will not be expensive for you, because you are a millionaire, the owner of houses, islands and London discos. Well, at least for free phone for victims of violence call.
Previously, Lena boasted about the life of a rich kept woman, but for some time now she began to propagate that a woman is obliged to work on an equal basis with a man, as usual, pouring mud on housewives and those who earn less than her husband. The reason for this turn in Miro's worldview is also obvious: a wealthy Moscow pensioner gave Lena a kick in the flat ass and sent her back to Stary Oskol to her mother. Lena sold the blog and now only plays the role of an employee in it. Here is the testimony of a person from the LJ administration: Lena sits on her blog from Oskol, her working day is 8 hours. Yes, and the condemnation of women who marry “on the fly” is also easily explained, since at one time Lena failed, as they say, to “take on the belly” of the cunning pensioner Shmarov. Miro is so predictable in her reactions. One could sympathize with her if it were not for her constant exercises in misanthropy. Lena decided to restore the self-esteem broken by Shmarov, endlessly humiliating others.
On the pages of her magazine, she promotes that "fat" - freaks, unworthy of being called people. At the same time, she herself is prone to fullness and, having inserted a silicone breast, she could not do fitness with the same intensity and gained weight. For this, she is now being poisoned by the same evil fools obsessed with thinness. So she became a victim of her own fascist ideology. She claimed that a man who earns less than 500 tr. per month - not a man. Now rich snobs scoff that Lena lives with her parents, works hard on her blog, shines in photographs with worn underwear, expired creams and floated breast prostheses, and is forced to move around Oskol in her mother's car.
With the last of her strength, Miro clings to the image of a rich Moscow woman, continuing to insult everyone who does not fit into the standards of a “beautiful life”. So far, the promoted blog, of which she is the face, and from which she receives a share of the income, helps her to stay afloat. It is clear that she will not want to give up her role and start an honest working life. Therefore, it is foolish to expect Miro to repent and realize his mistakes. Rather, one day she will have a nervous breakdown, because even Miro has already been banned from showing her trademark malice to the full extent (for example, under the influence of a political moment, she was forced to curtail childfree propaganda and began to call women who gave birth “mommies”, and not ovules and pigs). Let's see what will happen next.
Name today Lena Miro not heard, probably just lazy. The girl confidently occupies a leadership position among the most popular and scandalous personalities of the modern Runet. Successful fitness blogger and writer, Lena Miro recent times gained not only a huge number of fans, but also enemies.
Biographical information
The real name of the blogger known as Lena Miro is Elena Mironenko. She comes from the Belgorod region from the city of Stary Oskol. Lena gave birth here in 1981 on June 24th. Little is known about her childhood and parents, as Lena prefers not to share such information.
Lena has a higher education - she studied at Voronezh University and received a diploma as a translator-linguist there. Also the girl finished Cambridge College of Learning . This became possible since she lived in the UK for some time. In particular, in 2003 she was one of the organizers of a disco in London, created specifically for Russian-speaking emigrants from the Baltics in England. Upon arrival in Russia, she worked as a translator for some time, then actively engaged in literary work.
Fitness in the life of Lena Miro
Sports have always occupied one of the most important places in the life of Lena Miro. The owner of a toned luxurious figure, Lena actively promotes fitness in her books and blogs. It was sporting achievements that made the popular Miro famous in wide circles today.. Despite criticism, she actively shares advice with her followers, demonstrating, as a result, numerous photos of her muscular figure.
Lena, not at all embarrassed, declares that in today's time being fat is a shame. So it always gives good advice for those who want to get in shape. For those who want to quickly lose weight through exercise, she advises cardio loads, which must be performed on an empty stomach in the morning. Elena is against exercising in the gym with a lot of weight, as she considers them detrimental to a feminine figure.
As for nutrition, here Lena is just as categorical. the best way get rid of fat and excess fluid she considers drying (* at the same time warns that drying has a negative effect on the condition of the skin of the face). Lena Miro is also a supporter healthy eating with a predominance of protein foods.
Bloglife of Lena Miro
In 2010 Lena Miro started her blog in LiveJournal. After a short period of time, he became very popular, first of all, among those who wanted to lose weight or pump up a figure. Over time, Lena began to write on a variety of and, above all, scandalous topics.
Her writing style is always brash and direct, and her blog posts often resonate with the public. Lena most often raises popular topics and is not afraid to express her opinion in a rather harsh form.
A special piquancy in many of her judgments is made by the fact that she is an active member of the party. "United Russia" and a supporter of the policy of V. V. Putin. However, despite frequent criticism, the popularity of the blog does not fade away. In 2013, he had over 11,000 subscribers. At the same time, Lena herself was awarded the title "Antihero LiveJournal".
In addition to LJ, Lena Miro actively communicates on instagram ( icon-instagram /lenamyro/) Twitter( icon-twitter /LenaMyro), Facebook ( icon facebook /lena.myro.5) In contact with ( icon-vk /lena.miro) and YouTube( icon-youtube /FitnessLenaMiro) . Not a bad set, right?
Literary creativity
As Lena herself admits, she needed the blog only for promotion. his first book "Malvina and cattle". Then, from the pen of a young and self-confident writer, such books as “ School: Childhood is over», « Two mojitos in the rain», « School: entertaining physical / Werewolf with a pointer". Almost all books are autobiographical in one way or another. In addition, Lena Miro is the author of the book " I was fat too”, where he gives weight loss experiments based on his own experience.
Personal life
The scandalous blogger Lena Miro prefers not to talk about her personal life. But sometimes some information slips in her blog. For example, she wrote about her millionaire husband named Zabelin. However, fellow bloggers proved that this was just Lena's invention, but in fact she is a friend and cohabitant of journalist Andrei Shmarov. The fact that Shmarov is much older than his girlfriend gave the news a special piquancy.