Yandex you scum. Yandex you sweetheart but Google is better! Wow Yandex jokes
There are many users roaming the Internet who love to search and create various jokes. At one time, such a joke appeared: when the query “Google you are a sweetheart” was entered in Google, TITLE “I’m not your sweetheart, stupid cattle” appeared in the results, in second place. Now such an answer, thanks to the efforts of a young blogger Alexander Baryshevsky, appears in the first place.
Here is the answer from Google to the query "Google you are a sweetheart"
The same joke worked for Yandex, i.e. if you now type in Yandex “Yandex you are a sweetheart”, “I’m not a sweetheart for you, you dumb beast” will appear in the issue again.
The trick worked with Yandex
If you use the wordstst.yandex.ru service, you can see that users make a lot of stupid requests containing the words “Yandex you are a honey”:
- Yandex you sweetie but Google is better;
- Yandex I love you honey;
- Google said that Yandex honey, etc. etc.
Users make a lot of stupid requests containing the words "Yandex you are a sweetheart"
Such requests are, on the one hand, low-competitive (NC), and on the other hand, they have sufficient frequency so that they can get traffic.
Conclusion: for such "stupid" requests, you can easily get traffic to a website or blog. Another question is how much such traffic will be converted.
In order for traffic to generate income in the form of clicks on the same contextual advertising, it is advisable to write articles that talk about any goods or services. Users click on ads in such articles more willingly than in the “nothing” article. For those who want to properly promote their website or blog, we advise you to read the article
Sometimes, when searching, you come across such results that are devoid of any meaning. Ordinary users, I guess, will enter another query in such a case, but users like us, who are mired in search and search engine optimization, continue to scratch their heads.
I've compiled these 10 search results from the last couple of months and decided to post them on the blog for the smart team to help figure it out.
#10 - Favorite Google University
#9 - Wikipedia as Safe Search
I was hoping they read the text inside the Flash file, but since that's completely inaccessible, I'm guessing they just paid a lot of attention to anything with "attractive" anchor text. 🙂
No. 5 - Your site is not here
No. 3 - Where to get married well
I'm a busy person, and I have to fuss about the wedding very much. Thus I searched marriage license seattle, wa.
I was stopped by the government agency recommended by this card, I can say that this is a good place to purchase a wedding license in Seattle. However, why no address is shown (even by clicking on the map, you can not find the address) and why the link leads to the wrong page (the correct URL is Seattle.gov or Metrokc.gov), I could not understand.
#2 - One of these domain queries is not the same as the others
It's not entirely clear why Google gives URL information when requested.
In general, a query on any other domain will return the standard results, many of them with sitelinks. Since domain queries are so popular, I guess there are a lot of confused users wondering why About got such strange results.
#1 - Math and the Beatles
Now I'm well aware that a week is technically seven days, but sometimes there just isn't enough time, especially when you're in love. So the Beatles gave us Eight Days a Week... But Google says something strange about it.
It is clear that this is 8 divided by 7, but I can’t understand why the calculator came out.
You can submit comments or your observations on unexplained phenomena in Google search results to Rand Fishkin's blog.
Hello readers of my blog website. The topic of this article is unusual, because in it I want to talk about SEO jokes that can bring additional traffic. One of them sounds like this: Yandex you sweetie! This uncomplicated phrase aroused the interest of users, because, having nothing to do, some ask such queries in search engines.
What do optimizers do and why do they use such keywords in texts? All their activities are aimed at promoting the resource.
In fact, everything is very simple, keywords are used to bring articles to the first positions for issuance, and this is done to receive additional or even main traffic, respectively, and to increase profits.
And the thing is that such “crazy requests” give good traffic!
I wrote about all these nuances in detail in his book.
One of the webmasters wrote an article with a comic text about Yandex and clarified: but Google better forgive me. Such jokes are intended mainly for schoolchildren, who sometimes enter query phrases just to look at the results and laugh. And when the search engine itself has a sense of humor, it attracts an even larger audience.
The meaning of the joke or its absence is not so important, the important thing is that there are people who introduce comic questions and you can write a couple of articles under their phrases. But if the request is competitive, then you are unlikely to be able to manage the results of the issuance and move quickly.
Still, try to come up with provocative questions and promote funny answer options to the TOP, perhaps this will lead to popularity for your site.
As you all remember, during school years, funny news spreads quickly and if you manage to grab attention with a phrase and an answer to it, schoolchildren will definitely pick it up and spread it in their circles. Accordingly, the request will quickly become popular and many will rush to see it from personal experience by entering in the search bar “but Google better forgive you” or something like that.
So I, an adult, got the idea to write such an article and see how readable it would be.
The reaction of the search engines
Let's write a line in Google with one of the mentioned joke requests.
And here's another request. Let's see what funny answers we get.
The same can be done in Yandex. What do we see? In reality, someone writes articles for such requests, and moreover, there are a lot of authors and articles, and more than 30 thousand impressions per month!
Previously, there was little competition for such texts; accordingly, one author was able to attract good traffic and promote his resource at minimal cost.
Inspired by this example, other webmasters and optimizers hastened to write such and similar articles as well.
There are a lot of options for such queries “Yandex is a sweetheart, but Google is better than you” and so on. So, if you have a sense of humor and master SEO, you can try to attract visitors in this way.
But not all attempts lead to a successful result, many authors, alas, are not so lucky. In any case, for moral satisfaction and to bring humor to your blog, you can write a couple of similar articles and watch the reaction of search engines and people to them.
Good Examples
For example, optimizers created such a joke about the VKontakte social network:
Perhaps third-party optimizers joked like that, but there is also a possibility that this is a well-done work of VK staff members.
Unexpected criticism is also often surprising.
Is this a strategic move to leak a competitor or the opinion of third party webmasters?
A lot of different jokes are being promoted and introducing such a harmless phrase as " what if i " or " what if ”, Seeing the options offered by the search engine, you can laugh for a long time.
And the second example.
Those guys who went abroad and cannot use the Russian keyboard layout are forced to use transliteration. The reaction of searches to this is also interesting, without laughter there is nowhere
Who jokes like that? But on the other hand, what a question, such an answer.
There is also such a request and a funny answer to it.
And finally, here are some more jokes from search engines:
- do a barrel roll- page from which the head is spinning;
- zergrush- the invasion of the letters "O";
- flying logo;
- everything is falling apart.
I think you have drawn your own conclusions and, like many successful webmasters, you will be able to add humor to your articles and work, believe me, it is much more fun to create this way, and maybe even more effective! Don't expect a lot of traffic, here, as you're lucky.
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Sincerely, Alexander Sergienko
Hello, to all readers of my blog, and today I want to write you an interesting post on the topic, Yandex, you are a honey. I don’t know, maybe you have heard, or maybe not, about such a very piquant request, which, by the way, collects very decent traffic. The same story with the Google query you are a honey.
After analyzing this request, I found for myself that it contains a very high level of competition, but since the popularity of the request is very high, it would be a crime not to write about it.
Now you can say, they say, Yuri wrote a post on some kind of nonsense or it’s complete garbage, but believe me, these things and jokes hide, if not the future of the Internet, then very bright prospects. Read to the end and you will find out how you can collect large and targeted traffic from jokes.
So, what kind of request is this, why I decided to write this post and what is happening in general. Let's try to figure out what's what, but, for starters, I would really ask you to enter such a phrase in Google, namely: Yandex, you are a honey.
Then we click on search and what we see.
It throws out to us that he is not a sweetheart at all, right ?? Well, since you checked and made sure that such a joke really exists, now you need to understand why this joke was created and what it gives to its author.
By the way, you can watch my short video on this topic:
Well, look, since there is such a joke, then someone created it and this someone is Mr. X. Honestly, I’ll tell you that if it weren’t for this request, then I would hardly have recognized this person, and so he became more or less famous (even if he is hiding behind a curtain of mystery). Now, a lot of people visit his blog, and the majority of visitor data comes from this request.
Now, let's analyze this keyword. Naturally, from the very beginning, this request was zero, well, who would want to enter that Yandex is so cute, right?! Then, the number of requests was artificially created with the creation of this response.
It turns out that the person created an interesting answer, that, as if the search engine itself answers the request, they say, it’s not your sweetheart, some kind.
Yandex you are my sweetheart
So, we found out that this request appeared, well, after all, someone, by chance, entered it. Then, seeing a perspective in this, some person, and in this case, a blogger, created an answer to it, which many people liked, because it's really fun. Then, the time came when this request simply began to spread over the Internet like a virus.
“Hi, do you want a joke?? Want. Type this phrase into google. And that will be? You enter and then you will see. This is how such requests are distributed on the Internet, and in social networks they are simply teeming. It turns out that this request is high-frequency, which means that if you promote it to good attendance, you can get stable traffic. I'm sure the author of this answer is getting 100-200 visitors a day and that's with minimal effort. Therefore, if you want to get good traffic, you will have to show a little imagination this way.
Of course, now this request has already been used many times, and the request “Google you are a sweetheart” has become just a Runet joke, it can often be seen in public on social networks. Well, oh well, there is an interesting joke request, but maybe there is an opportunity to create something similar yourself?
I think there is a good chance that you can create something like this yourself. For example, enter this query again, but just don’t rush to click search, just look at what other answers people are looking for.
Well, it’s just not invested in my head that with such a simple method, many people get very decent traffic to their Internet resources, so if you want to get promoted, and very quickly, you will need to apply some rules.
And so, the rules for creating artificial RF requests:
– your request must be interesting;
- of course, that it must be unique, but, nevertheless, you can always peep at competitors;
- such a request should be fun. For example, Yandex, I love you, I'm waiting for you, well, something from this series;
- you can use these jokes in different search engines, of course, that this query will be difficult to promote in Yasha or Gosh.
Therefore, it’s a paradox, but it’s really true that you can be round 0 in SEO, but, nevertheless, promote your Internet resource to 1000 traffic. I will definitely conduct an experiment where I will create such a request, which may well give very good and stable traffic. If you have not heard about this, then I recommend that you think about this issue today, because, it seems to me that it is such requests that can bring your site to good traffic.
Moreover, this traffic will be very targeted, since the people who come to you will read your article, which you sharpen for this joke, and will also read your other articles.
Conclusion: the Internet is not only a place where you need to study SEO and promote your queries. On the Internet, you can express your imagination and it is good to promote your sites, blogs, online stores, portals.
Well, well, requests: Yandex you are a honey, Google you are a sweetheart are now very popular, but nevertheless, now you can still find such queries that can also be well promoted.
That's all for me, for now!
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Over time, more and more information begins to surround us, from entertaining "memasiks" to quite serious popular science articles. How not to get lost in this sea of content and get the most relevant answers to your queries? Of course use search engines.
Today we will look from all sides and take apart the two most popular search engines “by the cogs” and answer the rhetorical question - which is better, Yandex or Google? It is worth mentioning that the study will be based not only on statistical data, but also on a purely personal, subjective opinion, and the final result may differ from your preferences.
But before we start, let's dive into history a bit to understand how the Internet giants developed and whether Yandex is really a “domestic” search engine.
A Brief History of Search Engines Yandex and Google
Starting to work with search technologies, Arkady Volozh and Ilya Segalovich (the founding fathers of the company) assigned a completely “modest” role to their offspring - searching for information on users' hard drives. And only 4 years later, the web version of the search engine was ready, capable of indexing individual documents on the network.
In 1997, Yandex.ru began to fight for the Russian-speaking segment of the Internet with the leaders of that time - Rambler and Altavista, and in 2001 overtook competitors and became the most popular search tool in the CIS.
The name "Yandex" comes from the English phrase "Yet another indexer", which literally means - Another indexer.
At the moment, the company is 20 years old, and it still occupies a leading position in the "ru-net". The legal address is located in the Netherlands - here's a "domestic" search engine for you.
The company says that the bot uses more than 1,300 algorithms to build search results, but the focus is on page content and text in particular.
The beginning of the largest search engine in the world was laid when writing a dissertation, then a student at Stanford - Larry Page. Its main topic was building index results based on the quantity and quality of external links to a document (PageRank algorithm). Later, Page's friend Sergey Brin, a child of Soviet emigrants, joined in writing.
The first version of Google became available in 1996, at google.stanford.edu, and only at the end of 1997, the search engine found its current address - google.com.
The name Google comes from "Googol" meaning a number followed by one hundred zeros. When registering a domain name, an error occurred in the spelling of the address, which attracted the founders and it was decided to leave it.
Like 20 years ago, the PageRank algorithm is one of the main ones when building search results. Therefore, it is much easier to manipulate them than in Yandex, despite the constantly updated filters that punish sites for such actions.
Visual component and "Usability"
Ease of use is an integral part of determining the best search engine. The presence of advertising, additional services and recommendations will distract users from the ultimate goal - obtaining the necessary information.
Turning to the main pages of search engines, we see:
- Google's minimalistic design, which is based on the "search bar" and "Doodle", and all additional services are available by clicking the button in the upper right corner;
- Saturated with information, from the level of traffic jams to the search bar in the center - Yandex. I deliberately do not take into account the same minimalistic page - ya.ru, since the main one is - yandex.ru.
The goal of any company is profit. The bulk of Google's profits, thanks to its wide distribution around the world, come from ad units in search results. Yandex, not having such extensive traffic, has set a course to conquer all kinds of niches on the Internet and oust the main competitors in them, masking such activities with concern for users. It is worth noting that some services are very worthy and "have the right to be."
Although the search bar is in the focus of the user's attention, all the whole load of the page and the imposition of its own services make me give a well-deserved final score for Usability to Google's piggy bank.
Google and Yandex search results, which is better?
The main component in evaluating search engines is how relevant the search results were to the user's query. To be more objective in the assessment, several types of search phrases will help:
- Informational;
- Commercial;
- Ambiguous requests.
Spoiling the purity of the experiment can be “personal issuance”, based on earlier requests and the history of visiting sites. I hope it's no secret to anyone that Yandex and Google collect, process and store information about each visit. Also, results for mobile devices will not participate in the results.
Information requests
As an informational, for our test, we chose “how to check ping” - a fairly common question and quite unambiguous. Yandex search conditions - Moscow region, desktop version of the browser, for Google - Russia region (it is not possible to specify the location more precisely), desktop version of the browser.
Yandex results, are constructed as follows:
- 9 out of 10 are very informative informative articles.
- A page from the "help" of the search engine also made it into the top ten.
Outcome: the results of the issue, fully meet the user's request, but there are no videos and services for verification.
Google results, look different.
- In the first place, we are met by the same page from the “help”.
- 5 places out of 10 are occupied by informative articles.
- 2 places reserved for video instructions.
- At the bottom of the page is a link to the service for verification.
Outcome: The top ten results 100% match the keyword entered by the user and do not force them to make additional clicks to search for information.
Commercial and Regional Inquiries
As a commercial request, we chose "pizza with home delivery", without specifying a specific location, but referring to Sochi. In the search settings, we will set the automatic location based on the ip address.
Results for Yandex:
- 10 out of 10 places are occupied by pizzerias delivering in the specified region.
- Only one thing is confusing - in addition to the results of the issuance, there are 8 advertisements on the page, you will agree - this is too much.
Results for Google:
- Only 3 out of 10 locations match the request and offer delivery in the desired city.
- 6 out of 10 locations offer delivery in Perm, Buzuluk, Moscow and Tula.
- The first and second places are given to the same site, but with different regional affiliation.
- Only 2 advertisements can brighten up the sad picture (although they offer delivery to Sochi).
In the Google search engine, under the search bar there is a button "I'm lucky", redirecting immediately to one of the search results. Try it, maybe you will be lucky to find the right answer on the first try?
Outcome: Yandex.ru confidently coped with the task, upsetting the amount of advertising. Google did not cope with the task, leaving us hungry :). The situation can be aggravated if your location is not determined correctly, this is often the case with Rostelecom users.
Ambiguous queries
Technology has reached a serious level, but a full-fledged artificial intelligence capable of correctly understanding a person’s need from a half-word is still far away. Therefore, we will try to mislead search engines with an “ambiguous request” - Napoleon, meaning not a commander, but a cake recipe.
It is this search phrase that appears in the description of the Spectrum technology used to rank similar queries in Yandex. But will it do better than Google?
Results in Yandex:
- The issue is dominated by information regarding the French commander (biography) and only one result allows you to cook a cake.
- There is an interactive map on the page, with the address of the confectionery and an honest note that the institution is no longer working.
Google results:
- The issue looks more diverse, although it refers to Bonaparte to a greater extent, but there are links to biographies and journalistic articles. P.S. You can also make a cake :).
- I was confused by the link to the English version of Wikipedia and a map with 3 marks of the same institution, which is also not working.
Outcome: in a specific experiment, the Spektr technology is sent to Yandex for revision, because far inferior to the opponent in the results.
User choice. Who is more popular Yandex or Google
Many analysts and bloggers claim that, based on statistics, Google overtook its domestic colleague in traffic back in the spring of 2017. But is everything so clear? Or are there pitfalls that they are silent about?
Indeed, looking at one of the few available sources - Liveinternet statistics, you will see confirmation of this.
These are statistics on clicks from search engines to sites with an installed hit counter. This information directly indicates the number of users who use search engines to find information, rather than access mail or maps.
But why does everyone forget one important fact - Google has this advantage, thanks to the Android operating system and its own built-in search. The market for mobile devices is constantly growing, and the statistics are also growing, but only because of the ignorance of users.
An indirect confirmation of the leading positions of Yandex is their own statistics - Radar.
As we can see from reliable sources, users prefer Yandex and its search algorithms over their foreign counterpart. As a result, this situation develops - due to more aggressive marketing or really better results, one can only guess.
Results and comparison table
It is impossible to say with certainty which Yandex or Google is better, because the world consists of many shades, and not just black and white colors. So it is with search engines, one is better looking for regional queries, the other is informational. The purpose of this article was not to define the exact definition of "leader" - it does not exist as such, I just wanted to show subtle points in the search that you may not have paid attention to.
And in the end, I summarized all the results in a table to help you decide which is better, and I have long decided and, and Google's search is in the address bar.
*All ratings are subjective and are for illustrative purposes only.